Friday, March 27, 2009

Pretty Lady Wishes to Marry a Rich Guy

Title: What should I do to marry a rich guy?

I'm going to be honest of what I'm going to say here. I'm 25 this year. I'm very pretty, have style and good taste. I wish to marry a guy with $500k annual salary or above. You might say that I'm greedy,but an annual salary of $1M is considered only as middle class in NewYork. My requirement is not high. Is there anyone in this forum who has an income of $500k annual salary? Are you all married? I wanted to ask:

what should I do to marry rich persons like you? Among thoseI've dated, the richest is $250k annual income, and it seems that this is my upper limit. If someone is going to move into high cost residential area on the west of New York City Garden (?), $250k annual income is not enough.I'm here humbly to ask a few questions:

1)Where do most rich bachelors hang out? (Please list downthe names and addresses of bars, restaurant, gym)
2)Which age group should I target?
3)Why most wives of the riches is only average-looking?I've met a few girls who doesn 't have looks and are not interesting, but they are able to marry rich guys
4)How do you decide who can be your wife, and who can only be your girlfriend? (my target now is to get married)

Ms. Pretty


Here's a reply from a Wall Street Financial guy:

Dear Ms. Pretty, I have read your post with great interest. Guess there are lots of girls out there who have similar questions like yours. Please allow me to analyze your situation as a professional investor. My annual income is more than $500k, which meets your requirement, so I hope everyone believes that I'm not wasting time here. From the stand point of a business person, it is a bad decision to marry you. The answer is very simple, so let me explain. Put the details aside, what you're trying to do is an exchange of "beauty"and "money": Person A provides beauty, and Person B pays for it, fair and square. However, there's a deadly problem here, your beauty will fade, but my money will not be gone without any good reason.

The fact is, my income might increase from year to year, but you can't be prettier year after year. Hence from the view point of economics, I am an appreciation asset, and you are a depreciation asset. It's not just normal depreciation, but exponential depreciation. If that is your only asset, your value will be much worried 10 years later. By the terms we use in Wall Street, every trading has a position, dating with you is also a "trading position". If the trade value dropped we will sell it and it is not a good idea to keep it for long term - same goes with the marriage that you wanted. It might be cruel to say this, but in order to make a wiser decision any assets with great depreciation value will be sold or "leased".

Anyone with over $500k annual income is not a fool; we would only date you, but will not marry you. I would advice that you forget looking for any clues to marry a rich guy. And by the way, you could make yourself to become a rich person with $500k annual income. This has better chance than finding a rich fool. Hope this reply helps. If you are interested in "leasing" services, do contact me.

Signed, J.P


  1. wakaka sedap tul reply kepada soalan yg ditanya ms pretty ni... hehehhe.. bagus tul la .. hehhehe seronok pulak... tu la kepada awek2 yg cantik yg konon nak kawen ngan org kaya tu.. berhati2laa makin lama kiter makin tua..semasa tgh muda ni.. leh la dia layan esok dah tua.. kena tinggal... hidup semakin sunyi pasal diaorg tak carik dah... kesudahannya sorang sampai ke tua... hahahah senang citer kalau nak kaya usaha sendiri kalau nak harap kawen ngan org kaya jee. masalah la beb..namun tak semua org kaya jahat... kalau telah ditakdirkan anda kawen atau dijodohkan ngan org kaya alhamdulillah... mungkin anda pikir duit adalah segalanya.. renungkan risau tak ati isteri kalau suami terlampau kaya muka hensem... mau risau hati beb... yg penting tuhan dapat beri ketenangan hati... tu lagi baik... semoga tuhan merahmati dan memakbulkan apa yg kiter semua doakan dan hajatkan... amin...

  2. 'pretty without brain'...??? over confident with herself.

    nk kawen ngn org syg kite n kite syg dia..kalau ler dptkan :-d alhamdulillah

    lelaki kaya + hensem = ???
    a) player
    b) eksyen
    c) belagak
    d) kawen lbh dr 1